A guy is flirting with a man over text and feels horny, think of some really dirty pickup lines to make the conversation hornier
Dirty Pickup Line:
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I'd love to conduct some electricity with you tonight.
My bed feels a bit empty... think you could help fill it up, maybe with some pillow talk and your sexy vibes?
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but how about you send me one worth a thousand dirty thoughts?
If we were socks, we'd make a perfect pair, especially when things start to heat up and leave us tangled in the sheets.
I must be dreaming, because you're the fantasy I can't wait to make a reality, starting tonight.
Are you a magician? Because every time I think of you, pieces of clothing seem to disappear from my body.
Sassy Comebacks
Ah, attempting to flirt with your gay crush using lines that sashay right past subtlety into 'Who needs boundaries?' territory. Perhaps consider this: aiming for laughs rather than cringes might be the real winning strategy here!