Sassy Comebacks
While I'm sure your intentions are as pure as a protein shake assist after a heavy workout, let's take a moment to appreciate the art of avoiding clichés even your grandmother wouldn't find endearing. Remember, sincerity triumphs over serenades but let's explore some lines with a twist:
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1. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your photos and forgot what a rhetorical question is supposed to do."
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2. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you make Cu-Te sound like chemistry should cancel itself for such cheesiness."
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3. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber... although, full disclosure, I’d probably still choose a decadent brownie over a salad."
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