A guy is flirting with a man over text and feels horny, think of some really dirty pickup lines
Dirty Pickup Line:
Are you a magician? Because every time I see your texts, my clothes vanish.
My phone must be broken because your message got me turned on without even calling.
Are you a keyboard? Because I wouldn't mind pressing all your right buttons tonight.
If you were a smartphone app, I’d totally swipe right and download you for some late-night fun.
You’re like Wi-Fi; I'm feeling connected, and it’s getting hot with all this data we're exchanging.
If your body were a text, I'd be hitting ‘send nudes’ over and over.
Sassy Comebacks
"""
Ah, the art of flirtatious texting – where subtlety goes to die and emojis reign supreme. Just remember, when crafting your dirty pickup lines, aim for humor over horror – you want to titillate, not traumatize.
"""