I’m a man on tinder trying to get a response from a woman who said “I’ll only respond to the most out of pocket messages”. She’s 25 and owns a cat. Be extra naughty.
Dirty Pickup Line:
Damn, girl, are you a cat? Because I'm feline a strong connection and can't stop thinking about petting you all night.
I must be like your cat's favorite toy because I can make you purr with just one touch.
Are you into catnip? Because I bet you'd be wild for a little playtime with me.
Just like your kitty, I'm ready to chase some tails, and yours is looking pretty tempting.
Think of me as kitty treats; one taste and you won't be able to keep your paws off me.
I've got a scratching post with your name on it, and trust me, it’s built for more than just cats.
Sassy Comebacks
Ah yes, the quest for a response through outlandish Tinder messages—a true test of wit or madness. Just remember, stray too far out of the pocket and her cat might hiss at you in defense of her owner's sanity.