I’m a man on tinder trying to get a response from a woman who said “I’ll only respond to the most out of pocket messages”. She’s 25 and has a cat. Be extra naughty.
Dirty Pickup Line:
Is your cat ready for company? Because I've got plenty of catnip and a nice scratching post waiting for you at my place.
If I were your kitty, I'd curl up in your lap all night long, but in the meantime, can I just settle for your DMs?
I've got nine lives of naughty, and I'm hoping you'll be my purr-manent adventure.
I might not be a feline, but I'm excellent at licking and nuzzling in all the right places.
I heard you like out-of-pocket messages, but how about out-of-closet surprises? I've got one that might have you meowing for more.
Let's make like catnip: I'll get you high on pleasure, and you'll keep coming back for more.
Sassy Comebacks
Ah, trying to catch the attention of a feline-loving connoisseur of chaos? Just remember, even with the cheekiest line, ensure it doesn't get you swiped into the litter box of regrettable DMs.