A guy is flirting with his gay crush, think of nerdy dirty pickup lines
Dirty Pickup Line:
Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling an instant connection, and I can't wait to get you up to full bars.
Do you believe in loves at first byte? Because I’m totally ready to download your heart, one intimate megabyte at a time.
Are you a new software update? Because I can't stop thinking about installing you into my system and exploring all your exciting features.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I've been searching for, especially your hard drive.
You must be made of quarks and leptons because you've got the fundamental particles of my desires shaking.
Are you a rare Pokémon? Because I've been searching for you forever, and I wouldn't mind if you caught me in your personal Master Ball.
Sassy Comebacks
Flirting with a gay crush using nerdy pickup lines? Just make sure your repertoire of 'pi' jokes doesn't leave you in imaginary numbers when it comes to real-world charm!