Flirty Dirty Pickup Lines for Impressing Your Gay Crush

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Scenario:

A guy is flirting with his gay crush, think of some silly dirty pickup lines to make the conversation interesting

Dirty Pickup Line:
  1. Are you a magician? Because your presence makes all my clothes disappear in my fantasies.
  2. Are we Netflix? Because I see us binging and chilling all night long.
  3. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your biceps and need directions back to your heart.
  4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I'd love to toss your salad.
  5. You must be made of copper and tellurium, 'cause you're Cu-Te and could heat me up instantly.
  6. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard—just to see our sparks melt the icy tension.
Sassy Comebacks
Ah, venturing into the land of clichés and innuendo with your gay crush, are we? In a world where subtlety is often lost to raging hormones, here’s hoping your witty attempts aren’t as shocking as bringing up the “but we’re both watching Drag Race” excuse during a heated debate.