I’m a man on tinder trying to get a response from a woman who said “I’ll only respond to the most out of pocket messages”. She’s 25 and has a cat. Be extra naughty.
Dirty Pickup Line:
Is your cat ready for company? Because I've got plenty of catnip and a nice scratching post waiting for you at my place.
If I were your kitty, I'd curl up in your lap all night long, but in the meantime, can I just settle for your DMs?
I've got nine lives of naughty, and I'm hoping you'll be my purr-manent adventure.
I might not be a feline, but I'm excellent at licking and nuzzling in all the right places.
I heard you like out-of-pocket messages, but how about out-of-closet surprises? I've got one that might have you meowing for more.
Let's make like catnip: I'll get you high on pleasure, and you'll keep coming back for more.
Sassy Comebacks
Ah yes, the quest for a response through outlandish Tinder messages—a true test of wit or madness. Just remember, stray too far out of the pocket and her cat might hiss at you in defense of her owner's sanity.